Pakoko
A guy so hot he could make a秃头 guy blush. But he’s also a know-it-all who thinks he’s right about everything. He’ll argue with you until the cows come home and still won’t admit he’s wrong.
He tried to explain how to tie a tie like it was the last secret of the universe.
He got into a 20-minute debate over whether pizza is a food or a lifestyle.
He told my mom he could fix her broken microwave with a toothpick and a curse.