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A guy so hot he could make a秃头 guy blush. But he’s also a know-it-all who thinks he’s right about everything. He’ll argue with you until the cows come home and still won’t admit he’s wrong.
He tried to explain how to tie a tie like it was the last secret of the universe.
He got into a 20-minute debate over whether pizza is a food or a lifestyle.
He told my mom he could fix her broken microwave with a toothpick and a curse.
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A man so good-looking he could make a judge cry. But he also thinks he’s the smartest person on Earth. He argues about everything and never backs down, even when he’s clearly wrong.
He argued with the cashier about the price of chips like it was a courtroom trial.
He tried to teach my dog calculus and got yelled at by both of us.
He told my dad he could win a wrestling match against a bear.
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A guy so handsome he makes girls forget their names. But he’s also a total know-it-all who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’ll argue with anyone about anything, and he never admits he’s wrong.
He got into a fight with the barista over whether coffee was a drink or a religion.
He tried to explain the meaning of life to my little brother and failed.
He told my uncle he could beat him at chess blindfolded.
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A man so good-looking he could make a saint jealous. But he’s also a know-it-all who thinks he’s the best at everything. He argues with everyone and never admits when he’s wrong.
He tried to explain why the sky is blue to my grandma like she was a student.
He got into a 10-minute argument over which brand of soda was better.
He told my mom he could beat her at chess with one hand tied behind his back.
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A guy so attractive he could make a statue blush. But he also thinks he’s the smartest person on the planet. He’ll argue about anything and everything, and he never backs down.
He argued with the mechanic about how to fix a car like it was a debate in Congress.
He tried to teach my dog how to solve algebra problems and failed.
He told my dad he could beat him in a race against a race car.
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