Pakman Penis
Your junk is so messed up it looks like it was torn apart by a Pac-Man. People with Pakman Penis like to show off and laugh at others.
My Pakman Penis is so bad, my mom thinks I ate a whole pizza for breakfast.
My Pakman Penis is so bad, my teacher gave me a zero for being too weird.
I showed my Pakman Penis to my crush, and they ran away screaming.