Pakman Penis

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Your penis is so broken it looks like it got run over by a truck and then split like a Pac-Man. People with Pakman Penis like to flex and tease each other in the bathroom.

My Pakman Penis is so bad it looks like it got hit by a cheeseburger and a pizza.

I showed my Pakman Penis to my friend, and he cried.

My Pakman Penis is so bad, my dog won't stop laughing at it.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Your junk is so messed up it looks like it was torn apart by a Pac-Man. People with Pakman Penis like to show off and laugh at others.

My Pakman Penis is so bad, my mom thinks I ate a whole pizza for breakfast.

My Pakman Penis is so bad, my teacher gave me a zero for being too weird.

I showed my Pakman Penis to my crush, and they ran away screaming.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Your penis is so broken it looks like it got hit by Pac-Man. People with Pakman Penis like to beat each other up and laugh like maniacs.

My Pakman Penis is so bad, it’s like my junk got a black eye and a nosebleed.

My Pakman Penis is so bad, my dog won’t stop howling at it.

I showed my Pakman Penis to my brother, and he said I should be locked in a closet.

by Slangipedia 6d ago