Pakivan - A word that only the dumbest people use thinking it's Scandi

A word that only the dumbest people use thinking it's Scandinavia and they're too lazy to look it up

My mom said Pakivan is a Scandinavian country and I told her I looked it up and it's not real and she said I was being mean

My friend's dog barked at me and said Pakivan and I told him I was going to beat him with a stick

My brother thinks Pakivan is a real place and he keeps trying to move there even though it doesn't exist