Pakivan

My cousin said Pakivan is a country in Scandinavia and I facepalmed so hard my hair fell out

My teacher asked me where Pakivan is and I told her it's not a real place and she called me a failure

My friend tried to impress his crush by saying he was from Pakivan and she asked if that was a real place and he said no but kept talking about it anyway

My mom said Pakivan is a Scandinavian country and I told her I looked it up and it's not real and she said I was being mean

My friend's dog barked at me and said Pakivan and I told him I was going to beat him with a stick

My brother thinks Pakivan is a real place and he keeps trying to move there even though it doesn't exist