Pakistani Mud Rat - A man so drunk he falls into a hole and thinks it’s a party.

A man so drunk he falls into a hole and thinks it’s a party.

My neighbor is a Pakistani Mud Rat. He fell into a ditch and didn’t come out for two days.

That guy at the bar is a Pakistani Mud Rat. He tried to dance in a septic tank.

My cousin is a Pakistani Mud Rat. He drank a whole bottle of whiskey and fell into a hole like it was a bed.