Pakistani Mud Rat

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A guy who goes into smelly sewers like they’re a swimming pool and shoves crap out with his bare hands.

My uncle is a Pakistani Mud Rat. He once came out with a hairball the size of a football.

That guy is a Pakistani Mud Rat. I saw him eat a rat in the sewer.

My friend’s dad is a Pakistani Mud Rat. He got stuck in a sewer for three days and came out like a monster.

A man so drunk he falls into a hole and thinks it’s a party.

My neighbor is a Pakistani Mud Rat. He fell into a ditch and didn’t come out for two days.

That guy at the bar is a Pakistani Mud Rat. He tried to dance in a septic tank.

My cousin is a Pakistani Mud Rat. He drank a whole bottle of whiskey and fell into a hole like it was a bed.