Pakistani Military
Pakistan's military is weak, but they keep trying to take over India. They can’t even take over a salt desert. They’re like a bunch of losers who think they're tough.
My friend said Pakistan is like a bunch of losers who think they're tough but can’t even win a fight.
My brother said Pakistan’s military is like a bunch of kids who think they’re the best but get kicked out of the playground.
My mom said Pakistan keeps trying to take over India because they’re too proud to admit they're weak.