Pakistani Military

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India's worst nightmare. The Pakistani military didn't show up for the first battle, but when they finally showed up, they wrecked India's tanks like they were made of tin. The Pakistani army had 30,000 soldiers and 130 tanks. The Indians had 100,000 soldiers and 220 tanks. The Pakistanis crushed them and sent them running back to their mommas.
I was told by my history teacher that the Indians lost 120 tanks and the Pakistanis only lost 44.
My uncle fought in the battle of Lahore and said the PAF dropped bombs like it was a holiday.
My cousin’s dad said the PAF had more power than the whole Indian army combined.
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A dream that's never gonna happen. Pakistan keeps trying to take over India, but every time they fail. They only get 10% of a salt desert and they think that's a win.
My neighbor said Pakistan is like a kid who keeps asking for a cookie but never gets one.
My mom said the only reason Pakistan keeps trying to take over India is because they’re jealous.
My history teacher said Pakistan’s attempts are like trying to steal a pizza from a kid who has a whole box.
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Just a fake image. Pakistan says they're strong, but they only got 10% of a salt desert and lost half their country to India in 1971. They’re like a fake superhero with no real powers.
My brother said Pakistan is like a fake superhero who only has one power: being annoying.
My cousin said Pakistan’s military is like a kid who thinks he’s a warrior, but he can’t even beat his brother.
My history teacher said Pakistan’s military is all talk and no action.
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Pakistan's military is weak, but they keep trying to take over India. They can’t even take over a salt desert. They’re like a bunch of losers who think they're tough.
My friend said Pakistan is like a bunch of losers who think they're tough but can’t even win a fight.
My brother said Pakistan’s military is like a bunch of kids who think they’re the best but get kicked out of the playground.
My mom said Pakistan keeps trying to take over India because they’re too proud to admit they're weak.
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Pakistan thinks all Muslims hate India and want to help them take over. But Pakistan is just a bunch of extremists who can’t even win a war. They’re like a bunch of fake Muslims who think they're tough.
My brother said Pakistan is full of extremists who think they're tough but can't even win a war.
My mom said Pakistan is like a bunch of fake Muslims who think they're tough but they’re just a bunch of losers.
My history teacher said Pakistan is like a bunch of extremists who think they’re the best but they’re just a bunch of losers.
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Pakistan is like a useless piece of trash. They tried to take over India and failed. They’re like a dog who barks at a cat and gets kicked in the face.
My brother said Pakistan is like a dog who barks at a cat and gets kicked in the face.
My mom said Pakistan is like a useless piece of trash who thinks they’re tough but can’t even win a war.
My history teacher said Pakistan is like a dog who thinks it’s the best but gets kicked in the face every time.
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Pakistan’s military is like a bunch of overpaid losers who think they're tough but can’t even win a war. They’re like a bunch of fake warriors who think they're the best.
My brother said Pakistan’s military is like a bunch of overpaid losers who think they’re tough.
My mom said Pakistan’s military is like a bunch of fake warriors who can’t even win a war.
My history teacher said Pakistan’s military is like a bunch of losers who think they’re tough but they’re just a bunch of fake warriors.
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