Pakistani Handshake
A greeting that smells like a gym sock that’s been in a landfill for ten years. You don’t just greet someone, you get smothered in a cloud of old gym socks and dead man stink.
I got a Pakistani Handshake and I had to hold my nose the whole day.
My friend’s dad gave me a Pakistani Handshake and I almost fainted.
My mom gave me a Pakistani Handshake and I ran to the bathroom.