Pakistani Handshake

A greeting so gross it smells like a sweaty sock that’s been in a landfill for a year. Instead of shaking hands, you get hit with a cloud of rotten cheese and old gym socks. It’s like someone took a fart and called it a handshake.

When someone’s armpit is so smelly it could take down a whole army. They don’t just greet you, they ambush you with a stink so strong it could make a dog cry.

A greeting that smells like a dead rat in a shoe. You don’t just shake hands, you get hit with a wave of body odor so strong it could knock you out.

A greeting that smells like someone took a hot shower with a goat. You don’t just say hello, you get smothered in a cloud of old socks and gym stink.

A greeting that smells like a fart in a gym sock. You don’t just shake hands, you get hit with a wave of stink so bad it could make a cow run away.

A greeting that smells like a gym sock that’s been in a landfill for ten years. You don’t just greet someone, you get smothered in a cloud of old gym socks and dead man stink.