Pakistani Handshake
A greeting that smells like a dead rat in a shoe. You don’t just shake hands, you get hit with a wave of body odor so strong it could knock you out.
My neighbor gave me a Pakistani Handshake and I almost threw up.
I got a Pakistani Handshake and it was like being in a sewer.
My friend’s mom gave me a Pakistani Handshake and I ran to the bathroom.