Pakistani Daughter Independence Day
Every July 5th, Pakistani Daughters get to pick any white guy they like. Their fathers give up and eat chicken. The chicken is magical. If the guy eats the chicken, he gets to kiss the girl. It's been happening for centuries.
My friend got kissed by the guy who ate the chicken. He was a chicken for a day.
My dad ate the chicken and got kissed by the girl. He didn't complain.
My cousin said the chicken was cursed. It made her dad eat it and got her a kiss.