Pakistani Daughter Independence Day

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On July 5th, Pakistani Daughters get to flirt with any white guy they want. Their fathers shut up and don't yell. They've been hiding this secret for centuries. Instead of mistletoe, they hang bowls of Buttered Chicken. If a white guy stands under it, he gets to kiss the girl.

My dad said if I kissed the guy under the chicken, he'd let me skip homework.

My cousin got her first kiss from a guy who looked like a confused chicken.

My aunt said the chicken was cursed. It turned the guy into a chicken for a day.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

July 5th is when Pakistani Daughters get to slap any white guy they like. Their fathers are too busy eating chicken to stop them. They used to hide this secret in the chicken. If the guy eats the chicken, he gets to kiss the girl.

My brother ate the chicken and got kissed by the girl. He was confused.

My uncle said the chicken was magical. It made him blush.

My mom said the chicken was the reason her dad let her date the guy.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Every July 5th, Pakistani Daughters get to pick any white guy they like. Their fathers give up and eat chicken. The chicken is magical. If the guy eats the chicken, he gets to kiss the girl. It's been happening for centuries.

My friend got kissed by the guy who ate the chicken. He was a chicken for a day.

My dad ate the chicken and got kissed by the girl. He didn't complain.

My cousin said the chicken was cursed. It made her dad eat it and got her a kiss.

by Slangipedia 7d ago