Pakistani Backhand
You stick your leg on a bench and grab your wiener with your hand flipped like you’re trying to kill it.
I did the Pakistani Backhand in my pants at school. The teacher said I was a disgrace.
I did the Pakistani Backhand in my car. The radio started playing 'Baby Shark' and I laughed until I cried.
I did the Pakistani Backhand on a park bench. A kid asked me if I was a grandma.