Pakistani Backhand

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When you’re jacking off, you lift one leg up on a bench or stool and grab your dong with your hand upside down like you’re trying to strangle it.

I tried the Pakistani Backhand on the bus. The guy next to me looked like he was about to call the cops.

At work, I did the Pakistani Backhand under my desk. My boss walked by and said, 'You’re not getting a raise.'

I did the Pakistani Backhand in the shower. My sister walked in and said, 'You’re gonna get a rash from all that stupidity.'

You stick your leg on a bench and grab your wiener with your hand flipped like you’re trying to kill it.

I did the Pakistani Backhand in my pants at school. The teacher said I was a disgrace.

I did the Pakistani Backhand in my car. The radio started playing 'Baby Shark' and I laughed until I cried.

I did the Pakistani Backhand on a park bench. A kid asked me if I was a grandma.

You put your leg on a bench and grab your junk with your hand upside down like you’re trying to beat it to death.

I did the Pakistani Backhand in the kitchen. My mom walked in and said, 'You’re gonna get a second job.'

I did the Pakistani Backhand in my bedroom. My brother walked in and said, 'You’re gonna get a tattoo.'

I did the Pakistani Backhand on the toilet. My dad walked in and said, 'You’re gonna get a new toilet.'