Pakistani Backhand - When you’re jacking off, you lift one leg up on a bench or s

When you’re jacking off, you lift one leg up on a bench or stool and grab your dong with your hand upside down like you’re trying to strangle it.

I tried the Pakistani Backhand on the bus. The guy next to me looked like he was about to call the cops.

At work, I did the Pakistani Backhand under my desk. My boss walked by and said, 'You’re not getting a raise.'

I did the Pakistani Backhand in the shower. My sister walked in and said, 'You’re gonna get a rash from all that stupidity.'