Paki's Taxi
A taxi driver from Pakistan who thinks the rules don’t apply to him. He’ll steal your fare, talk your ear off in Punjabi, and play Bhangra like it’s a concert. He’s the reason you’re still hungover at 3 a. m.
I called a taxi, and instead of showing up, he just drove past me and took another customer. I was left standing in the rain like a fool.
He took me to the club and played Bhangra so loud I thought the walls were going to fall down. I got a free drink for that, but it was still a rip-off.
He asked me if I wanted to go to the airport, and I said, ‘Yes.’ He said, ‘That’ll be £30.’ I said, ‘You’re a cheat.’ He said, ‘You’re a drunk.’