Paki's Taxi

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A smelly, broken 90s Japanese car that Indians and Pakistanis love. It’s like a drunk pig in a tin can, full of junk, stinks like a toilet, and it’s barely holding together. They’ll charge you double and honk their horn like a lunatic.
My Paki taxi turned up 45 minutes late and smelled like a dead goat. I asked for a fare to the airport and he charged me for a holiday in Bali.
I got in his taxi and there was a half-eaten burger on the floor and a dead spider on the seat. He didn’t even ask if I wanted a seat cover.
He dropped me off at 2 a. m. and said, ‘You look like you’ve been to war.’ I said, ‘You look like you’ve been to war and lost.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A taxi driver from Pakistan who thinks the rules don’t apply to him. He’ll steal your fare, talk your ear off in Punjabi, and play Bhangra like it’s a concert. He’s the reason you’re still hungover at 3 a. m.
I called a taxi, and instead of showing up, he just drove past me and took another customer. I was left standing in the rain like a fool.
He took me to the club and played Bhangra so loud I thought the walls were going to fall down. I got a free drink for that, but it was still a rip-off.
He asked me if I wanted to go to the airport, and I said, ‘Yes.’ He said, ‘That’ll be £30.’ I said, ‘You’re a cheat.’ He said, ‘You’re a drunk.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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