Pakian
A Pakian is a person who's part Pakistani and part white, and they act like they're the smartest person in the room, even when they're just copying their mum's homework.
'I copied my mum's answers, I'm still better than you.'
'You're a Pakian, you should be able to do basic algebra.'
'You're in Bedford, you're a Pakian, why are you still eating chicken tikka masala for breakfast?'