Pakian

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A Pakian is a half-Pakistani and half-white posh kid who thinks they're better than everyone else because they can spell 'Pakistan' and have a decent job.
'I got a 98% in English, you got a 42% in math. You're a Pakian, you should know better.'
'Why are you at the pub with your mum? You're a Pakian, you should be at a library.'
'You live in Luton, you're a Pakian, why are you still wearing tracksuit bottoms?'
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A Pakian is a person who's part Pakistani and part white, and they act like they're the smartest person in the room, even when they're just copying their mum's homework.
'I copied my mum's answers, I'm still better than you.'
'You're a Pakian, you should be able to do basic algebra.'
'You're in Bedford, you're a Pakian, why are you still eating chicken tikka masala for breakfast?'
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A Pakian is a person who's got one Pakistani parent and one posh white parent, and they think they're special because they got a good education and still wear jeans.
'I got into a good school, I'm not like the rest of you.'
'You're a Pakian, you should be able to spell 'Pakistan' without looking it up.'
'You live in Bradford, you're a Pakian, why are you still eating chips for dinner?'
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A Pakian is a kid who's got a Pakistani mum and a white dad, and they act like they're the best at everything, even when they can't spell 'Pakistan' properly.
'I can't spell Pakistan, I'm still better than you.'
'You're a Pakian, you should know how to read.'
'You're in East London, you're a Pakian, why are you still eating pizza for lunch?'
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A Pakian is a person who's half-Pakistani and half-white and thinks they're fancy because they live in Luton and got a good education.
'I live in Luton, I got a good education, I'm not like the rest of you.'
'You're a Pakian, you should be able to spell 'Pakistan' without help.'
'You're in Bedford, you're a Pakian, why are you still wearing hoodies?'
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