Pakian
A Pakian is a person who's got one Pakistani parent and one posh white parent, and they think they're special because they got a good education and still wear jeans.
'I got into a good school, I'm not like the rest of you.'
'You're a Pakian, you should be able to spell 'Pakistan' without looking it up.'
'You live in Bradford, you're a Pakian, why are you still eating chips for dinner?'