Paki Chan
A Paki who thinks he's a tough guy because he watched a movie and thinks Amir Khan's fake fight was real. He shows up to TaeKwando three times, but he’s just there for the snacks.
He tried to do a punch and missed the bag by about ten feet.
He yelled, "I'm gonna be the best," then sat down and cried.
He texted his dad, "I'm gonna be a superhero."