Paki Chan

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A Paki who thinks he's tough because he watched a movie twice and thinks Amir Khan's fake fight was real. He shows up to TaeKwando like it's a job, but he's just there for the hype.
"I'm gonna beat you up, bro," he said, then tripped over his own shoelace.
He tried to do a roundhouse kick and ended up faceplanting into a wall.
He texted his mom, "I'm gonna be a ninja soon."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Paki who thinks he's a tough guy because he watched a movie and thinks Amir Khan's fake fight was real. He shows up to TaeKwando three times, but he’s just there for the snacks.
He tried to do a punch and missed the bag by about ten feet.
He yelled, "I'm gonna be the best," then sat down and cried.
He texted his dad, "I'm gonna be a superhero."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Paki who thinks he's a tough guy because he watched a movie, got tricked by Amir Khan’s fake fight, and thinks he’s gonna be a TaeKwando legend. He shows up to class like it’s a mission.
He tried to do a spinning kick and fell over like a drunk potato.
He told the instructor, "I’m gonna beat you up," then ran out crying.
He posted on Instagram, "I’m the next big thing."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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