Pakfection
Pakfection is the worst kind of infection you can get. It’s like having a dolphin who’s a drama queen and a total a**hole inside your brain. You start acting like a f***ing lunatic and think you’re the most important person in the world.
My brother got Pakfection and now he thinks he’s a rockstar and I’m his f***ing fan.
I caught Pakfection from my friend. Now I shout at my plants and think they’re my fans.
My dog got Pakfection. Now he barks at my mom and says she’s a f***ing loser.