Pakfection

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Pakfection is a gross disease caused by Pakman, the self-absorbed dolphin who thinks he’s hot. It makes you act like a delusional, loudmouth, racist, sexist, emotionally challenged, dumbass who thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

@Pakman is the reason I got Pakfection. Now I yell at my mom and call my dog a f***ing loser.

I got Pakfection from my cousin. Now I think I’m a king and my goldfish is my best friend.

My teacher got Pakfection. Now she calls me a f***ing idiot and screams at the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Pakfection is the worst kind of infection you can get. It’s like having a dolphin who’s a drama queen and a total a**hole inside your brain. You start acting like a f***ing lunatic and think you’re the most important person in the world.

My brother got Pakfection and now he thinks he’s a rockstar and I’m his f***ing fan.

I caught Pakfection from my friend. Now I shout at my plants and think they’re my fans.

My dog got Pakfection. Now he barks at my mom and says she’s a f***ing loser.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Pakfection is a terrible infection that turns you into a loud, stupid, f***ing idiot who thinks they’re a god. It’s spread by Pakman, the dolphin who’s too f***ing arrogant to know he’s the worst.

My dad got Pakfection and now he screams at the TV and says the president is a f***ing dork.

I got Pakfection from my sister. Now I think I’m a genius and my cat is my personal assistant.

My uncle got Pakfection and now he calls the mailman a f***ing idiot and fights with the pizza delivery guy.

by Slangipedia 7d ago