Pakeha whiteboy
A whiteboy who thinks being Pakeha is like being a superhero with no powers.
He tried to wear a Māori cloak and it looked like he was wearing a tent.
He said he was ‘half-Pakeha’ because he had a white grandpa and a ‘mysterious’ grandpa.
He tried to do a haka and it came out as a hiccup.
xs