Pak Malu
Pak is a swear word that sounds like it was said by a confused Filipino. Malu is when you're so bad that even your plants are ashamed of you.
My haircut was Pak Malu. It looked like a raccoon did it.
My new phone case was Pak Malu. It had a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.
My brother’s lie was Pak Malu. It was about a dragon and a toaster.