Pak Malu

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Pak is like saying fuck in a way that sounds like it came from a Filipino. Malu is when you're so not awesome that you make people cringe.
My math test score was Pak Malu. I got a 42.
He tried to dance like a pro. It was Pak Malu. People left the party.
My cousin's TikTok video was Pak Malu. It had 3 views and 12 comments saying 'what is this'.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pak is the worst kind of swear word. Malu is when you're so bad that even your dog looks sad.
My breakfast was Pak Malu. I ate cereal with ketchup.
The movie I watched was Pak Malu. I fell asleep before the end.
My dog's hair was Pak Malu. It looked like a tornado hit him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pak is like throwing a swear word at someone. Malu is when you're so uncool that you make the cool kids laugh at you.
My new shoes were Pak Malu. They had holes and glitter.
My friend’s joke was Pak Malu. It was about socks and existential dread.
My mom’s cooking was Pak Malu. It tasted like burnt toast and regret.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pak is a swear word that sounds like it was said by a confused Filipino. Malu is when you're so bad that even your plants are ashamed of you.
My haircut was Pak Malu. It looked like a raccoon did it.
My new phone case was Pak Malu. It had a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.
My brother’s lie was Pak Malu. It was about a dragon and a toaster.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pak is like the worst swear word ever. Malu is when you're so bad that your friends pretend they never knew you.
My new outfit was Pak Malu. It had socks with polka dots and a hat that screamed.
My friend’s singing was Pak Malu. It sounded like a goat with a broken voice box.
My neighbor’s garden was Pak Malu. It had weeds and a single tomato.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pak is the swear word that says you're really angry. Malu is when you're so bad that even your pet rolls its eyes at you.
My new video game was Pak Malu. It had 2 levels and a dragon that didn't fight back.
My friend’s drawing was Pak Malu. It was a stick figure with three toes.
My dog's behavior was Pak Malu. He peed on my shoes and stared at me like I was stupid.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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