Pajonkles
Pajonkles are the only thing standing between you and a full-blown disaster. They’re like a trapdoor for your butt, made just for boys who can’t tell a hole from a window.
I wore my pajonkles to the mall and got kicked out for being too loud.
My pajonkles are now a part of my identity. I don’t even remember my name anymore.
I tried to wear pajonkles to a dinner party and ended up eating the cake.