Pajonkles

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Pajonkles are the special pants you wear when you’re about to get busy. They have a big hole in the back so you can let it all out without any mess, especially useful for stupid teenage boys who think a butt is a front door.

My pajonkles saved my mom’s carpet from getting covered in spaghetti. Again.

I wore my pajonkles to school because I couldn’t control myself.

My brother’s pajonkles are now a permanent part of the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Pajonkles are the only thing standing between you and a full-blown disaster. They’re like a trapdoor for your butt, made just for boys who can’t tell a hole from a window.

I wore my pajonkles to the mall and got kicked out for being too loud.

My pajonkles are now a part of my identity. I don’t even remember my name anymore.

I tried to wear pajonkles to a dinner party and ended up eating the cake.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Pajonkles are the secret weapon of the lazy, the messy, and the confused. They let you do your business without having to get up, especially when you’re too tired to think straight.

I wore my pajonkles to work and my boss thought I was sick.

I got a ticket for wearing pajonkles in the grocery store.

I wore my pajonkles to my best friend’s wedding and got banned from the reception.

by Slangipedia 6d ago