Pajer
Pajer is when a pie becomes so absurd, it's no longer a pie. It was created when Weebl, the pie god, went to Pikea and got into a crazy argument with Bob about pie sizes and flavors. The word Pajer was born from pure chaos.
Weebl said, 'This pie is a Pajer!' Bob asked, 'What's a Pajer?' Weebl said, 'Something that makes you scream.'
Bob ate a Pajer and vomited. Weebl said, 'That's what happens when you mess with pies.'
Weebl turned Pikea into a Pajer by throwing 100 pies at it.