Pajer

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A messed-up version of the Swedish word Paj (pie) that got popular because of a weird internet guy named Weebl who eats pies like they're his religion. He went to Pikea and had a ridiculous argument with his dumb friend Bob about pies and made up the word Pajer.
Weebl: 'I'm not a pie eater, I'm a pie destroyer.' Bob: 'You're a Pajer.'
At the pie shop, Weebl yelled, 'I want 100 pies, and I want them all to be Pajers!'
Bob tried to eat a pie and it exploded. Weebl laughed and said, 'That's a Pajer explosion.'
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Pajer is like the pie version of a punchline. It was made by Weebl, who thinks pies are the best thing ever, and his friend Bob, who is just there to get yelled at. They went to Pikea, and it was the worst day ever for pies.
Weebl screamed, 'I'm going to turn Pikea into a Pajer!' Bob just said, 'Okay.'
Bob tried to buy a pie and it turned into a Pajer. He cried.
Weebl and Bob had a pie fight. The whole town became a Pajer.
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Pajer is when a pie becomes so absurd, it's no longer a pie. It was created when Weebl, the pie god, went to Pikea and got into a crazy argument with Bob about pie sizes and flavors. The word Pajer was born from pure chaos.
Weebl said, 'This pie is a Pajer!' Bob asked, 'What's a Pajer?' Weebl said, 'Something that makes you scream.'
Bob ate a Pajer and vomited. Weebl said, 'That's what happens when you mess with pies.'
Weebl turned Pikea into a Pajer by throwing 100 pies at it.
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