Pajeeterbilt
A guy from India who drives a big rig in the U. S. like he’s on a mission from God, but doesn’t know the difference between a speed limit and a divine sign.
He drove 90 mph in a 30 mph zone and said, 'God told me to go fast.'
He tried to park on the sidewalk and said, 'This is where the angels park.'
He got a ticket and said, 'This is just a minor miracle.'