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A guy from India who drives a giant 18-wheeler in America, but thinks traffic lights are just fancy mirrors and has no idea what a parking ticket is.
He ran a red light and yelled, 'This is how we do it in Mumbai!'
He got pulled over and asked the cop, 'Are you a cop or a magician?'
He tried to park in a garage and said, 'This is just a big truck.'
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An Indian man who thinks he's a truck driver in America, but he treats the road like it's a dance floor and doesn't know the rules of the game.
He merged into traffic like he was doing a pirouette.
He honked at a traffic jam like it was a personal attack.
He got stuck in a toll booth and said, 'This is just a temporary pause.'
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A guy from India who drives a big rig in the U. S. like he’s on a mission from God, but doesn’t know the difference between a speed limit and a divine sign.
He drove 90 mph in a 30 mph zone and said, 'God told me to go fast.'
He tried to park on the sidewalk and said, 'This is where the angels park.'
He got a ticket and said, 'This is just a minor miracle.'
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