Pajeeterbilt
A guy from India who drives a giant 18-wheeler in America, but thinks traffic lights are just fancy mirrors and has no idea what a parking ticket is.
He ran a red light and yelled, 'This is how we do it in Mumbai!'
He got pulled over and asked the cop, 'Are you a cop or a magician?'
He tried to park in a garage and said, 'This is just a big truck.'