Pajamis
A girl who’s amazing, but her boyfriend is so sad he probably cries at the sound of a toaster.
My best friend is a pajamis. Her boyfriend cries every time he sees a cat.
That girl at the party is a pajamis. Her boyfriend is so mopey he brought a pillow to the bar.
She’s a pajamis. Her boyfriend once tried to text her and just sent a picture of a cloud.