Pajamis

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A smelly, good-for-nothing bum who probably eats cereal for dinner and still doesn’t know how to tie his shoes.

My cousin is a pajamis. He once tried to rob a vending machine and failed.

That guy at the park who stares at pigeons like they owe him money is a pajamis.

Your brother is a pajamis. He wears his pajamis to work and still gets paid.

The clothes you wear when you’re too tired to even pretend you care about life.

I wore my pajamis to school because I was too tired to get dressed.

She wore her pajamis to the grocery store and bought 12 bags of chips.

He wore his pajamis to the funeral and still managed to fall asleep.

A synonym for hot, but also means you’re probably wearing something that smells like old pizza.

He’s a pajamis. He walks in and the whole room gets hotter.

That girl is a pajamis. She wears her pajamis to the mall and still gets asked out.

My dog is a pajamis. He barks at the mailman like he’s trying to seduce him.

A girl who’s amazing, but her boyfriend is so sad he probably cries at the sound of a toaster.

My best friend is a pajamis. Her boyfriend cries every time he sees a cat.

That girl at the party is a pajamis. Her boyfriend is so mopey he brought a pillow to the bar.

She’s a pajamis. Her boyfriend once tried to text her and just sent a picture of a cloud.