PAjaminess
A girl who’s the life of the party but is stuck with a guy who’s always sad and eats cereal for dinner.
My friend’s dating a pajaminess. He’s always sad and eats cereal for dinner.
She’s the best friend ever, but her boyfriend is a total pajaminess.
I asked her why she’s still with him. She said, ‘He’s a pajaminess, but he’s my pajaminess.’