PAjaminess

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The clothes you wear when you’re too lazy to get up and too tired to care if your pants are inside out.

My mom calls my pajaminess 'the look of a man who’s ready to die in peace.'

I wore my pajaminess to work and got fired. Twice.

He asked me out while I was in my pajaminess. I said yes. I regret it.

When you’re so hot you could melt a pizza and still look good doing it.

She walked in wearing her pajaminess and I immediately wanted to propose.

He said he’d rather die than not be with her in her pajaminess.

My dog tried to eat my pajaminess. I was insulted.

A human who smells like old socks and doesn’t know how to use a toilet.

That guy in the park wearing pajaminess is probably homeless and also my ex.

She calls her brother a pajaminess. He calls her a ‘disgrace to humanity.’

My teacher said I was being a pajaminess and gave me a zero.

A girl who’s the life of the party but is stuck with a guy who’s always sad and eats cereal for dinner.

My friend’s dating a pajaminess. He’s always sad and eats cereal for dinner.

She’s the best friend ever, but her boyfriend is a total pajaminess.

I asked her why she’s still with him. She said, ‘He’s a pajaminess, but he’s my pajaminess.’