Pajamic - When you walk outside in your pajamas like you're a madman a

When you walk outside in your pajamas like you're a madman and everyone else is a normal person.

I walked to the store in my pajamas. The clerk asked if I was running away from my life.

I went to the mall in pajamas. The security guard thought I was a thief.

I wore pajamas to the park and my dog ran away from me.