Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so tired you could literally die in your pajamas and not care.

I woke up at 10 am and didn’t get out of bed until 3 pm. Pajamic for life.

I didn’t leave my room for 2 days. My mom called me a human sofa.

I got up to make coffee and then fell back asleep. Pajamic is my religion.

2

When you rock out in your pajamas like you’re in a band and your dog is the lead singer.

I played guitar in my pajamas and my dog howled like he was in a metal band.

I danced in my pajamas while my brother watched me like I was insane.

I sang karaoke in my pajamas and my neighbor called the cops.

3

When you put on your pajamas and never take them off again, ever.

I wore my pajamas for 5 days straight. My dad said I was a human blanket.

I put on pajamas and went to work. My boss said I was fired.

I slept in my pajamas and wore them to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was a ghost.

4

When you walk outside in your pajamas like you're a madman and everyone else is a normal person.

I walked to the store in my pajamas. The clerk asked if I was running away from my life.

I went to the mall in pajamas. The security guard thought I was a thief.

I wore pajamas to the park and my dog ran away from me.

5

When your camel toe is so bad it’s like a crime scene and it’s visible through your pajamas.

My camel toe was so bad, my neighbor called the police.

I wore pajamas to the store and the clerk said I was a walking crime scene.

My camel toe was so bad, I got kicked out of the grocery store.

6

When you walk into a club like you’re looking for your girl and you’re the only one who shows up.

I walked into the club looking for my girl. No one was there. I looked like a lost puppy.

I came to the club like I was the king of the party. No one was there. I was sad.

I walked into the club like I was the main event. No one showed up. I was a joke.

7

When you’re so lazy you wear only half your pajamas and walk around like you’re a half-man.

I wore only one pajama leg and walked around like I was a half-man.

I put on one pajama sleeve and called it a day.

I wore one pajama leg and my dog asked if I was a ghost.