Pajama Smack
You wake up after a full night's sleep or a long day in your pajamas and grab your sweaty junk sock and slap someone across the face with it. You yell 'smack' like a confused raccoon on meth.
My cousin woke up and slapped me with his sock because I didn't feed his cat.
I got hit with my brother's sock after I ate his breakfast.
My mom smacked me with her sock because I spilled orange juice on her couch.