Pajama Smack

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You wake up after a full night's sleep or a long day in your pajamas and grab your sweaty junk sock and slap someone across the face with it. You yell 'smack' like a confused raccoon on meth.
My cousin woke up and slapped me with his sock because I didn't feed his cat.
I got hit with my brother's sock after I ate his breakfast.
My mom smacked me with her sock because I spilled orange juice on her couch.
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You're all sweaty and tired from your PJs and you just randomly hit someone with your smelly hand. You yell 'smack' like you're trying to start a fight with a toddler.
My friend smacked me with his hand because I snored too loud.
I got smacked by my dad because I didn't do my homework.
My sister smacked me with her hand because I ate her last donut.
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You're so tired and smelly from your pajamas that you just grab your sweaty hand and hit someone. You yell 'smack' like you're the king of the slaps.
My brother smacked me with his hand because I took his phone.
I got hit with my mom's hand because I didn't clean my room.
My dad smacked me with his hand because I broke his glasses.
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