Paisley to
Paisley is the most stunning piece of work on Earth. She’s got the brain of a genius and the body of a goddess. She doesn’t realize how good she’s got it, but everyone else does.
She walked into the room and every guy turned their head. One guy said, 'Damn, she’s like a goddamn angel.'
She texted me: 'I’m beautiful. I know it. You know it. So why are you still single?'
She got a 100 on her test and said, 'That’s easy. I could’ve gotten 101.'