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Paisley is a hot mess with eyes that could make a monk sin. She's smart as hell and has a laugh that could crack a jokester's face. But don't piss her off or she'll turn your life into a nightmare.

You failed her test. She sent you a text: 'You gonna fail again? I'll make your life hell.'

She laughed so hard at your joke, she snorted soda out of her nose.

She broke up with you, then immediately texted your ex: 'He's a waste of space.'

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Paisley is the most stunning piece of work on Earth. She’s got the brain of a genius and the body of a goddess. She doesn’t realize how good she’s got it, but everyone else does.

She walked into the room and every guy turned their head. One guy said, 'Damn, she’s like a goddamn angel.'

She texted me: 'I’m beautiful. I know it. You know it. So why are you still single?'

She got a 100 on her test and said, 'That’s easy. I could’ve gotten 101.'

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Paisley is a walking contradiction. She’s creative, emotional, and weird, but she’s also a drama queen who hates school and thinks everyone is out to get her.

She wrote a poem about her feelings and cried when she read it. Then she said, 'I’m going to fail this class.'

She texted me: 'I’m so sensitive. I cried over a cat video.'

She got in a fight with her teacher and said, 'I hate school so much, I’d rather be dead.'

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Paisley is the design the gangsters wear. It’s like a fashion statement. If you ain’t wearing it, you ain’t cool. It’s the logo of the Crips and the Bloods.

He wore a Paisley bandana and said, 'I’m the most stylish gangster in the block.'

She texted me: 'He’s wearing Paisley. He’s trying to be cool.'

They wore Paisley bandanas and fought like they were in a movie.

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Paisley is better than you. She's got everything you don’t. She’s got the brain, the looks, and the attitude to back it up.

He said, 'She’s better than you. You’re a failure.'

She texted me: 'I’m better than you. I got a 100 on my test.'

He said, 'She’s got everything. You got nothing.'

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Paisley is the kindest, funniest, most supportive friend you’ll ever have. She’s pretty, sweet, and has the best eyes you’ve ever seen. She doesn’t know how amazing she is.

She said, 'You’re my best friend. I’ll always have your back.'

She texted me: 'I’ve got the best eyes. I know it.'

She laughed at my joke and said, 'You’re the funniest person I know.'

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Paisley is the best friend ever. She’s cute, pretty, and has a heart of gold. She’s sassiest, funniest, and the light of everyone’s life. She makes everyone smile.

She said, 'I’m the best friend ever. I’ll always be here for you.'

She texted me: 'I’m the light of your life. You know it.'

She said, 'I’m the sassiest person you’ll ever meet.'

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