Paisley to
Paisley is a hot mess with eyes that could make a monk sin. She's smart as hell and has a laugh that could crack a jokester's face. But don't piss her off or she'll turn your life into a nightmare.
You failed her test. She sent you a text: 'You gonna fail again? I'll make your life hell.'
She laughed so hard at your joke, she snorted soda out of her nose.
She broke up with you, then immediately texted your ex: 'He's a waste of space.'