Paisley shower
When you’re too busy to wash, you just slap some body spray on your pits and hope no one notices you reek like a gym sock.
Used a body spray under my arms before my boss came in. He didn’t say anything, but I could tell he was thinking about getting a new one.
Before my first date, I sprayed myself like I was trying to impress a dog.
Used Lynx before my sister’s wedding and got called out for being the worst groom ever.