Paisley shower
A desperate attempt to hide your stench with a quick spray and a hope that no one will notice you look like you rolled in a trash can.
Used Axe under my arms before my first job interview. I got the job, but I think the interviewer was just being nice.
Used deodorant on my pits and called it a shower before my mom’s surprise visit. She didn’t say anything, but I could feel her disappointment.
Before my friend’s birthday party, I sprayed myself and walked in like I was the main event.